First time I saw the art of Thai Face Slapping on the ellen show, I thought it was one of her pranks…..but guess what, the art of face slapping is an old Thai tradition, and the cost of getting your face slapped willingly will wipe the smile off anyone’s face!
Bangkok-born Tata New World Series (I swear that”s her real name! Google it if you don’t believe me!!!) claims she can smack any face into shape…..for $350 (Did I just hear someone’s jaw hit the floor?).
Using her hands, Tata gives a symphony of slaps to move the fat off and around your face…..and according to a client of hers, aside from the cutesy pats and smacks there are “upside-the-face slaps, slap-you-silly slaps, bitch-slaps – and my personal favourite(not that I’ve had the privilege of been slapped yet), the “slap-the-shit-out-of-you slaps!!!”.She claims she was slapped happy, slapped silly, and even had the look slapped off her face more than a few times.
Tata’s husband, Mawin, who co-runs the business with her, sometimes helps out in the face-slapping therapy…..knuckle-punching and pushing eyelids upwards back into shape….this is how you fix an uneven eyebrow(rolling on the floor now and laughing my “face-off)
The treatment is a 15-minute session in all, and the effects is supposed to last up to six months!
Apparently, there are only 2 people outside of Thailand who know the fine art of face-slapping, and with Tata’s guru….simply named “Teacher”….. promising to only teach ten humans on Earth the secrets of skincare slapping before she dies, we will see this fine art remaining exclusive for all time.
Anyhoo, I would willingly offer this service to anyone who cares for it, at a fraction of the cost…..just holler at me and we can arrange for me to slap you silly….and I will put an extra 10-minutes free service into it.
Tata, on plans to grow her business, will be returning to Thailand this year to learn “butt-punching”……”It’s ancient Thai wisdom,” she says…..”It firms and shapes the butt”
Stay tuned (or glued) for an update on more of Tata “New World Series” and her antics…..and YES, it is her real name
Splendidly yours, HB